It's holiday party weekend and I need to think wardrobe and want you guys to help!! Here are the options: #1 - Blue beaded vintage dress with a very LARGE slit up the back of the dress. Um, can this be saved???

#2 - Blue satin lace dress that doesn't stay up and has some severe underarm discoloration. YUCK!

#3 - Peach "Gone With the Wind"-esque feeling dress. The color is dreadful against my skin and I feel like a debutante :) Oh, and PS, my entire chestal region is on display.

#4 - 80s satin dress that has a mullet waist. That material is drapey and hits right at my thighs in the front, but in the back it goes longer than my knees. Party in the front and in the back for this one!